The Gallant Marksman

As the carriage traversed the wood he bade the driver draw up in the
neighbourhood of a shooting gallery, saying that he would like to
have a few shots to kill time. Is not the slaying of the monster Time
the most ordinary and legitimate occupation of man?--So he gallantly
offered his hand to his dear, adorable, and execrable wife; the
mysterious woman to whom he owed so many pleasures, so many pains, and
perhaps also a great part of his genius.

Several bullets went wide of the proposed mark, one of them flew far
into the heavens, and as the charming creature laughed deliriously,
mocking the clumsiness of her husband, he turned to her brusquely and
said: "Observe that doll yonder, to the right, with its nose in the
air, and with so haughty an appearance. Very well, dear angel, I will
imagine to myself that it is you!"

He closed both eyes and pulled the trigger. The doll was neatly
decapitated.

Then, bending towards his dear, adorable, and execrable wife, his
inevitable and pitiless muse, he kissed her respectfully upon the hand,
and added, "Ah, dear angel, how I thank you for my skill!"